May 2013
lampsarepeopletoo:
mackleless
macklemore
macklemost
whorville:
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
moonupabove:
askinnyblackman:
elloelen:
theprettygoodgatsby:
piffsburg:
Females: I want equal rights. Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female.
Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit
Even if they throw the first punch?
how about no one hits anyone because hitting people is wrong
#god damn we learned this...
grumpcatblys:
happilymourning:
thatsqualitystuff:
we were taking our math test and i turned around and
can we just talk about not only whatever is all over that girl’s face, but the guy charging his phone in the back and the kid on the right who looks like he’s in immense pain
this picture is like the perfect description of school tho
is no one going to mention the girl knitting a...
perdu-me:
Things not to say to me while I’m eating:
That’s a lot of food
That’s not enough food
You’re going to eat all of that???!??
That looks gross
That’s not healthy
That looks healthy
That’s disgusting
Why are you eating that?
I’m glad you’re eating more
In case you didn’t understand, DON’T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT MY EATING/FOOD/INTAKE WHETHER IT BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE I DON’T...
batteur:
ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
A guy in my psychology class said he thought...
xxic:
i-live-for-glitter-not-you:
i-live-for-glitter-not-you
Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now. Him: No. Me: Why not? Him: Because I don’t find men attractive Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive Him: ……. I can’t. Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T????
stOP
THIS IS THE BEST ARGUMENT TOWARDS THIS EVER...
trillow:
“i need to get something off my chest” yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that
gurry:
Aren’t we all internet explorers?
bulletbakas:
Ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
